happened in english today... 

• mrs. robinson:  can someone name any other fairy tales where a hero must complete a quest?
• some annoying girl who talks like every sentence ends with a question mark:  umm what about like, sleeping beauty?
• mrs. robinson:  why do you think that?
• same girl:  because like the prince charming like needs to kill a serpent or something like that?
• me (in my head):  EXCUSE ME BUT HIS NAME IS PHILLIP AND HE HAS TO KILL MALEFICENT, THE DRAGON. PLEASE DON'T EVER SPEAK AGAIN.